Trick Or Tricking And Sex

Ten Reasons Why Trick Or Treating Is Better Than Sex

10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little in the sack

9. If you get tired, you can wait ten minutes and go again

8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some

7. You do not have to compliment the person that gave you some

6. It’s ok when the person you are with fantasizes you are somebody else, because you are

5. Twenty years from now you will still enjoy candy

4. If you don’t like what you get, you can always go next door

3. It doesn’t matter if the kids hear you moaning

2. Less guilt the morning after

And the number one reason trick or treating is better than sex is,

1. You can do the whole neighborhood!

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