WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE??
“You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, ’cause she’ll want to have videos of the wedding.” (Jim, 10)
“Never kiss in front of other people. It’s a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you. But if nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours.” (Kally, 9)
HOW WAS KISSING INVENTED?
“I know one reason that kissing was created. It makes you feel warm all over, and they didn’t always have electric heat or fireplaces or even stoves in their houses.” (Gina, 8 )
HOW A PERSON LEARNS TO KISS
“You learn it right on the spot when the gooshy feelings get the best of you.” (Taylor, 9)
WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED?
“Eighty-four! Because at that age, you don’t have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom.” (Judy, 8 )
“Once I’m done with kindergarten, I’m going to find me a wife!” (Tom, 5)
WHAT MOST PEOPLE ARE THINKING WHEN THEY SAY “I LOVE YOU”
“The person is thinking: Yeah, I really do love him.
But I hope he showers at least once a day.”
(Michelle, age 9)
WHAT IS FALLING IN LOVE LIKE?
“Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life.”
(John, age 9)
“If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don’t want to do it. It takes too long.”
(Glenn, age 7)
HOW DO YOU MAKE SOMEONE FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU?
“Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores.”
(Del, age 6)
“Yell out that you love them at the top of your lungs … and don’t worry if their parents are right there.”
(Manuel, age 8 )
“Don’t do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain’t the same thing as love.”
(Alonzo, age 9)
“One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it’s something she likes to eat. French fries usually works for me.”
(Bart, age 9)
HOW DO YOU MAKE LOVE LAST FOREVER?
“Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work.”
(Dick, age 7)
“Don’t forget your wife’s name … That will mess up the love.”
(Erin, age 8 )
“Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out the trash.”
(Dave, age 8 )
This one is my favorite:
“Don’t say you love somebody and then change your mind … Love isn’t like picking what movie you want to watch.”
(Natalie, age 8 )