Guaranteed To Make Your Lips Burn And Swell!

I watched a woman apply a gloob of expensive lip gloss to her lips, then she winced in pain as she attempted to fan her lips with her hands while making a disgusted face.

“What’s wrong?” I asked
“Oh, its this lip plumper by Victoria Secret, it works really well it just burns horribly when I first apply it. After the burn goes away my lips just feel numb but they look great!”

Lip Fusion is a “moisturizing treatment gloss infused with advanced technology to plump lips instantly. This revolutionary formula consists of tiny, dehydrated, marine collagen microspheres that are instantly absorbed by the lips, and seek out the body’s natural moisture. When the microspheres are rehydrated, they plump and hold onto the moisture they’ve collected, creating a mild “swelling” of the lip tissue. The result is fuller, smoother, perfectly plumped lips in seconds. Results can last for up to 48 hours” ( )

I cannot believe the things some people do for beauty. Is having giant swollen lips really that important? Is it worth the pain and burning? Heaven forbid those lips touch a guy (in any way) I’d hate to see a guy suffer this burning sensation just because a women wanted slightly larger lips.

Buying a product that will cause you pain seems crazy to me, especially since this product ranges from $30-$50 dollars. Seems a tad bit extreme



Filed under Beauty, Health

6 responses to “Guaranteed To Make Your Lips Burn And Swell!

  1. Darlene, Phoenix, AZ

    I have heard that some people experience a slight burning sensation but I’ve never felt that and I use LipFusionXL several times a day. I love the staying power of the gloss and the spearmint flavor not to mention that it makes my lips look great!

  2. those lips are crazyy..they are just like my lips..:D

  3. Estela

    Wow, the things people will do. I saw 14 yr old girls doing this the other day, giggling as it burned. Shame on them for being so shallow. I don’t mind lip stick, gloss, etc, but what is it REALLY doing to your lips if it burns??

  4. Ali

    thats extremely sad considering you can get the same effect from cinnamon and cheap lip balm

  5. The only time anything that you put on your lips should burn, is when you experience Carmex for the first time, and your lips are burning because the Carmex is working to heal them.

    Anything else, and it’s too much.

    I don’t see the point of putting yourself through pain for better looks. If it hurts, don’t do it. Especially not to impress a guy that might only want you for one thing (Ladies, you know the thing I’m talking about. What you’re Daddy warned you about when dealing with teenage guys) and then break your heart when he’s got it.

    Granted, it would be nice payback to see his lips hurting and burning and then getting swollen afterwards, payback is a bitch and is not worth it unless you’re not getting hurt in the process.

    Which is almost never.

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