Conversation with boyfriend.
Boyfriend: I’d like to order 1 Annette
Me: ok sir good choice, what size?
Me: Would you like any accessories with that?
Boyfriend: woah, since when. in the past i would have to provide the accessories
Me: Well now you can get a premium package its a new thing we just added it this year
Me: it’s a little more expensive but in the long run its cheaper
Boyfriend: So I just give Annette money upfront and she buys her own accessories, where is the fun in that?
Me:It’s not like that, this is how it works. You buy Annette and then you pick out the annette accessories
which then can be given to your Annette at any time (birthdays, Christmas, anniversary etc)
Boyfriend: omg, really
Me: yes sir.
Me: so do we have a deal?
Boyfriend: ya, how much and how fast can you be here
Me: ok do you want a the super premium pack, that comes with a lifesupply of annette accessories and whatnots, or do you want just the premium pack. I suggest the premium pack if you plan on breaking up with her
Boyfriend: Super premium please
Me: Ok let me ring that up for you
your total comes to…. your heart.