I was at a bar and there was an non-cute 26 year old boy talking to me. It was fun for a few minutes..
He asked me if I wanted another drink, I said no.
He asked me if I wanted to dance, I said no.
Then he asked me who the girl was sitting next to me, I told him it was my cousin (she wasn’t but she looks like it) I introduced them.
He asked me If i would switch seats with him. He said, “I want to sit next to your hot cousin”
I switched seats with him. Then I had to sit next to his ugly friend. I told him my name was Stacy even though it’s not. Oh what a night.