I have figured out how I am going to survive college without starving. It’s simple, I go to parties, I talk to drunk people and convince them they are hungry (the convincing process isn’t hard because chances are they are very hungry). Then we go to a 24 hour diner where the drunky will be so drunk they won’t even notice or care that they took care of the bill.
This is how I will survive college…taking advantage of drunk people. This method works, I did it last night.