Monthly Archives: June 2009

Sometimes when I eat Starburst I like to play with them first…

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It’s delicious and fun with a side of sticky fingers.

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Baby shark do do do do do do do

I got the joy and pleasure of experiencing American Idol auditions. It was sort of ridiculous how many people were there (2nd largest group of people auditioning ever, about 12,000) but I am not gonna lie I enjoyed myself (even though it totally killed my sleeping time) Honestly I wish I would have had a chance to try out just so I could sing the Baby Shark song to the producers…

I know You don’t need to tell me, I am so American Idol material. If only I got a chance to let my talent shine. If I was given the chance, I would have sang that song and no I am not joking about that at all.

Instead I got to listen to 12,000 people sing “Hot N’ Cold” by Katy Perry and some guy from Hollywood try to get people from Chicago to call Chicago Chill (Chi for Chilcago and ILL for Illinois) needless to say everyone hated the idea and booed him immediately. For some reason he felt that calling Chicago “Chill” would catch on. He quickly learned that was a horrible idea and we informed him that this city is referred to as “Chi-town” (pronounced Shy town) If I said, “Welcome to Chill!” no one would know what on earth I was talking about.

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Friendship Bracelets

This is a real friendship bracelet, a true sign of an epic friendship.

Nothing says true friend like waking up at 4am to go downtown stand in line for a couple hours in the blazing hot sun just to support your friend when she auditions for American Idol.

Yea, I’m that good of a friend (not to toot my own horn or anything) but I’m like a good bra, always there for support when you need me.

My friend rocks, even if she doesn’t become an American Idol, she’s incredible and I told her she can me my Idol. Which is so much cooler than being American Idol.photo-1

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32′ D

Sales Lady: “Can I help you find a bra?”

Amanda: “ No, I’m a 32 D, you don’t carry my size”

Sales Lady: “Why don’t you try a 32 C? It’s the sister size to 32 D”

My thoughts: I didn’t realize bra sizes had sisters…who knew..

Amanda: “I tried that one on last time and my nipple was falling out” *Points to me* “You can ask her, she saw it”

Me: “It’s true, her nipple was definitely exposed”

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I saw this and it warmed my heart…

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My Blink 182 tickets! I wish you could understand the joy this brings me.

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Brand New Key

Boyfriend gave me a key to his place!! He better not do anything fishy cause I can come and go as I please.
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Look at how pretty it is all white and sparkly. It looks like it’s been bedazzled. I love it. I adore it. I am so excited to use it.

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Having a cold sore on my lip severely puts a damper on my love life.

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Boyfriend won’t kiss me, I don’t blame him.

Ick. Boo. Gross. Blah.

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