Today is Monday and this is how it went…
This morning a little too early, boyfriend woke me up when I had just a few more moments of sleep just to show me some horrifying red spots covering his body. He complained that they itched as he turned on a very bright light. If I wasn’t sleeping I would have killed him.
I am so not a morning person.
I was mean to boyfriend when he said he had chicken pox, I relentlessly made fun of him. Later I found out he doesn’t have the chicken pox, it’s just an allergic reaction.
Later on I went to half a biology class that I was not registered to take before I realized it was way too hard, this was of course after the professor made me run in place while flapping my arms up and down dramatically. (There was a point but I have no idea what it was) I left the class early never planning on going back.
Oh yea, and I have a cold sore on my lip the size of Montana. Together boyfriend and I make the most adorable couple, his body covered in red spots and me with my lips looking diseased.
We sure are cute for two ugly people.