#Thingsmyboyfriendsaysinhissleep

Shawn in mid sleep rushes out of bed and into the corner of the room.

Me: “Babe, what are you doing?”

Shawn: “There’s something in the bed”

Me: “What? Where is it? What is it?”

Shawn: “It’s on your back”

Me: “Get it off!”

Shawn: “Noooo, it’s a monster”

Good to know that while in deep slumber my boyfriend would not save me from the monster on my back, he would just stand in the corner staring at it.

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2 responses to “#Thingsmyboyfriendsaysinhissleep

  1. This made me laugh outloud. You can hold this one on him for a long time.

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