Are you stupid? Or just a little slow?

You’re just doing your own thing and some one comes out the blue,
They’re like,
“Alright, yeah can I take your digits?”
And you’re like, “no not in a million years, you’re nasty
please leave me alone.”

You can’t knock him out and you can’t walk away. You’re just left standing there trying desperately to think of the politest way to say;
No you can’t have my number”

Him: “Why?”

“because I lost my phone”

But then you say something like,

“Oh yeah, actually yeah I’m pregnant, having a baby in like 6 months so no… ”

Him: “You look alright baby, what’s your name?”

“Are you stupid, or just a little slow? Now I’ve gotta go cause my house is on fire, and I have herpes, err no I have syphilis…”

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2 responses to “Are you stupid? Or just a little slow?

  1. Funny! And that cartoon strip is sooo cute.

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