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My New TV

The following story is true

One pleasant Tuesday evening roommater and I were watching Dancing with the Stars (one of our favorite shows) we were just about to see who was being eliminated when our other roommate walked in, turned the TV off, and took the TV away…without saying a word! WHO DOES THAT?! We just sat there looking at each other thinking “uh did that just happen?”

For a while we didn’t have a TV, so roommater used her artistic skills and made us one.

My New TV by you.

Now we are always watching the same cowboy sex scene, but it’s better than nothing.

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Dr. Lowery made my day

My professor sat in the front of class holding an umbrella over his head…
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He looked adorable sitting up there twirling his umbrella around. It made me giggle.

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Hung like a peep

My sister wouldn’t eat these peeps because they have peepers. Look closely, they do.

I almost died laughing when I heard my sister say, ” I can’t eat those!! The peeps have peeps!!”

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6 inches


Penises

Word.

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Payphones

They still exist. Who knew?

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I was so surprised to see this little guy hanging on a blank wall all alone I had to take a picture. I thought Payphones died with the dinosaurs.

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Following Christ

One time I thought about what Jesus would tweet if he was on twitter. Then I saw this at someecards and I giggled, I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks about this..


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A true story about comandeering my rum

Paul McCarthy, Captain Morgan Bottle, Middelheimmuseum by appelogen.be.

Sunday morning (and by morning I mean afternoon) I woke up to find that someone had stolen my big bottle of Captain I just bought the night before. So naturally I yelled, “WHY IS THE RUM GONE!?” I love being able to say when it’s relevant.

I am a very sneaky and smart person, the dbag who stole my Captain didn’t realize who he was messing with. I was not about to let that wanker get away with the crime he committed. After some research was done I figured out who comandeered my liquor..

So I did what needed to be done, I wore an eye patch, knocked on his door, when he opened his door I pushed him aside and said “Excuse me” in the most snotty girl voice I am capable of, walked into his kitchen, took the rum, and walked out without saying a word. (that is all true except for the eye-patch part, I wish I was wearing an eyepatch)

Clearly this man with half a brain knew to stay out of my way, he didn’t try to stop me, he just stood there dumbfounded. As I walked out the door I heard him say “have a good night”

and he thought he could take my rum. HA


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