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#Thingsmyboyfriendsaysinhissleep

Shawn in mid sleep rushes out of bed and into the corner of the room.

Me: “Babe, what are you doing?”

Shawn: “There’s something in the bed”

Me: “What? Where is it? What is it?”

Shawn: “It’s on your back”

Me: “Get it off!”

Shawn: “Noooo, it’s a monster”

Good to know that while in deep slumber my boyfriend would not save me from the monster on my back, he would just stand in the corner staring at it.

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Brand New Key

Boyfriend gave me a key to his place!! He better not do anything fishy cause I can come and go as I please.
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Look at how pretty it is all white and sparkly. It looks like it’s been bedazzled. I love it. I adore it. I am so excited to use it.

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Having a cold sore on my lip severely puts a damper on my love life.

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Boyfriend won’t kiss me, I don’t blame him.

Ick. Boo. Gross. Blah.

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A blog post about a leaf.

This one time on Valentines day, boyfriend bought me flowers and this leaf came off of them.

Come on, that is one of the coolest thing you’ve seen today right? This leaf, in my opinion, deserves it’s own blog post.

I took that picture a couple years ago with a disposable camera. I use to love disposable cameras, the pictures were always a surprise.

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Penguin Love


You might not be his first, his last, or his only. He’s cared about someone else before and possibly will again-but if he cares for you now; then what else matters? He’s not perfect and you aren’t either, and the two of you will never be perfect. But if he can make you laugh, hold onto him and give him the most you can. He is probably not going to quote poetry. He might not be thinking about you every second of the day. But he will give you a part of him that he knows you can break. So don’t hurt him, don’t change him and don’t expect more than he can give. Don’t over analyze, smile when he makes you happy, yell when he makes you mad, and miss him whenever he’s not there

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God I am a trooper

Hello from the Apple Store!

I am here in the store after waiting FIVE HOURS! Why would I wait five hours? Because boyfriend is buying a new iPhone and I am that good of a girlfriend that I waited with him, it rained, then it poured, then five hours later, I am here. FINALLY. I am not even getting one, I want one though. At this very moment he is buying himself one, but it’s taking so long. I felt like it was the perfect opportunity to blog.

All I can say is you know you are a nerd when you wake up at 7am to stand in line for five hours, then once you get inside the store your first thought is to blog about the experience. (Also, on top of all of that, I am wearing a red wordpress shirt)

Good bye from the Apple store.

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Reasons Why I Can’t Dump You…

You found my favorite blog for me when I couldn’t

After cruising through the blogosphere on a computer that was not mine I found my new favorite blog. I couldn’t wait to go home and add this blog to my RSS reader.

…too bad I did not remember the name of the blog. I searched for what seemed like forever for this blog with zero luck. I was deeply saddened that I would not get the joy and pleasure of reading this blog on a daily basis. I told boyfriend how good this new blog was and how sad I was that I didn’t remember the name of it, and that no matter how much I googled it, I could not find it.

Boyfriend then searched for about 5 minutes and found exactly what I was looking for. He is just a genius like that. Lucky for me I can now share with you my new favorite blog! It’s a good one, I highly recommend checking it out. It’s one of those Comical/Truthful/Sad/Happy/Life/Intelligent-type of blog.

Reasons why I dumped you

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