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Are you stupid? Or just a little slow?

You’re just doing your own thing and some one comes out the blue,
They’re like,
“Alright, yeah can I take your digits?”
And you’re like, “no not in a million years, you’re nasty
please leave me alone.”

You can’t knock him out and you can’t walk away. You’re just left standing there trying desperately to think of the politest way to say;
No you can’t have my number”

Him: “Why?”

“because I lost my phone”

But then you say something like,

“Oh yeah, actually yeah I’m pregnant, having a baby in like 6 months so no… ”

Him: “You look alright baby, what’s your name?”

“Are you stupid, or just a little slow? Now I’ve gotta go cause my house is on fire, and I have herpes, err no I have syphilis…”

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The man with the pony-tail with the short guy in the lobby

As I walked into my building’s lobby there was a man with a pony tail standing there with his short friend (and I mean short, this guy was under 5 feet)

Man with pony-tai to me: “Why hello there, I love this lobby”

Short guy to man with pony-tail: “Look at her man! She’s SO pretty!”

Man with pony-tail to short guy: “Yes she is”  

Man with pony-tail to me: “So…do you like art?”

Short guy to man with pony-tail: “You don’t get it man..she’s TOO pretty for you!”

Man with pony tail to me: “I hope you have a good night”

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