Shawn in mid sleep rushes out of bed and into the corner of the room.
Me: “Babe, what are you doing?”
Shawn: “There’s something in the bed”
Me: “What? Where is it? What is it?”
Shawn: “It’s on your back”
Me: “Get it off!”
Shawn: “Noooo, it’s a monster”
Good to know that while in deep slumber my boyfriend would not save me from the monster on my back, he would just stand in the corner staring at it.